Home Entertainers Gifts

'I know more people are having to holiday at home...but do they all have to come to ours.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'There's nothing on.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'3-D TV Kit'

Homo Zapiens

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Cat gets a hole in one

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

How the goat got square eyes.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."