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"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Domestic Goddess.

I'm not cooking for us anymore. I'm worried about global warming.

'One more crack about my gravy and YOU'LL be lumpy.'

Supper.

"Don't we have anything new and improved for dinner?"

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

"I put the roast in the slow cooker. It'll be ready next Thursday."

'I sent out for everything.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Grace For Flies

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

LAY ZEE FUK

Sloaney Pony.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Life is for the birds.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The wonderful world of cheese.