Home Decor Dreamers Gifts

'I Love this gingham plaid paper service! They're so pretty, I'd hate to put food on them!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"You're welcome."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Shelter Cat Nap

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Moving in

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

Two portraits kissing each other

Tedious Romantic.