Home Decor Dreamers Pillows

'I Love this gingham plaid paper service! They're so pretty, I'd hate to put food on them!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"You're welcome."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Shelter Cat Nap

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Moving in

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Tedious Romantic.

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'