House Dreamers Pillows

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'We'll take it!'

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'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

Insomnia.

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

The Rudges' peaceful home

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"That's way out of my price range..."

"Mobile Tree Home"

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"It's got a great view!"

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

Surreal war artist.