Home Critic Pillows

"I idolised him, then I saw his kitchen!"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Town Planning Department

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Henri! We found your sweatband!'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

Autumn Leaves

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

The Bob Dole Home-Shopping Network

"I should have known he has absolutely no morals - I've seen how he loads a dishwasher."

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Gentrification vs Manchester...

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

Road Construction Blues.

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

'Nice Shooting.'

Just say no.

'Hey, I enjoyed that meal. Did you get the caterers in, or something?'

'One thing about your salads, I learn a lot about insects. You forgot to wash the lettuce again!'