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'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Domestic Goddess.

"You do like octopus?"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Is that pancake ready yet?

Party time.

Baking

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Lockdown casserole

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Prepare to meet your maker."