Home Cooking Gurus Pillows

Old family recipes

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Domestic Goddess.

"You do like octopus?"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Party time.

Is that pancake ready yet?

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Baking

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Lockdown casserole

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.