Home Comfort Strategist Gifts

"Next on Winterwatch, we check in on Mr and Mrs Henderson who are hibernating to avoid putting the heating on."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

The Not-So Smart Meter

Unicorn Working From Home

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"You're never home."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"He's an indoor cat."

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Working from Home.

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"I see a couch."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

E-Z Livin'

Watching telly

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.