Home Comfort Gifts

"He's an indoor cat."

'Where the devil is all that solar heat we sored up last summer?'

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Home is where you hang the lights.

'BRRRR. Why is it taking so long to get warm?'

"Humid today."

'I told you we needed to pay more attention to our self-driving car.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Prisoners being allowed luxury and comfort as a way to increase prison discipline

'...and another thing. You're very selfish.'

'Have you seen my hot water bottle?'

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

"Alright to tweak the central heating down a notch dear?"

"I see a couch."

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

"Ninety percent of household dust is dried flaky skin."

Catsulation

'Dawkins, have you seen my bunny slippers?'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"C'mere, space heater."

"Government means testing has been keeping me nice and warm this winter."

"He has a new travel mug and no place to go."

...Meanwhile, over at the pillow factory...

'Yeah. We should help them.'

Uprooted

'That's what I'm talkin' about.'

'Hey! It's winter! Either stay in or go out!'

"Recline is the green button, darling."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"It all started with a waterbed!"

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

'When they said more people were holiday at home I think they meant in the UK.'

Sick person curled up at home (with panel)

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"It's his own unique version of working remotely!"