Home Comfort Maestro Pillows

'Your fireplace needs a flue shot.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Unicorn Working From Home

"You're never home."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"He's an indoor cat."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Decorating with Children

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"We can't agree on a size."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Working from Home.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Organized chaos.

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I see a couch."

Watching telly

E-Z Livin'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Lawrence of Suburbia

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.