Home Maestro Pillows

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"My husband works from home."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Jack of all trades

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A Day In The Kitchen

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Non-Drip ?

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Creative entrepreneur at work

Onion Tears

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Computer Music

"Hello?"

"Speed reader...?"

Decorating with Children

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"We can't agree on a size."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Organized chaos.

Business Vacation.

One Thing / Another