Home Classroom Manager Gifts

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

A Puppet Named Juan

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I had to skip my workout."

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

The lesser of two evils.

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

Education Guidance

Snacks for Learners

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

"I try to get a head start on them."

Home Schooled On The Range

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"