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'Let's sit in front of the fire.'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

'I thought it was my turn to cook, but I didn't make anything because I wanted you to take me out to eat.'

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

Your Dinner is in the Tin

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

'To cook is to dare!'

'What do you mean, I get a reprieve from my wife's cooking? My wife is a cook here at the hospital.'

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

"No, Ted, there's no way I'm going to put up with you working at home. You're a demolition man!"

Ties and Jackets Required.

'Sorry, dear, but upon advice from my attorney, I decline to give you an opinion on your Creamed Tarragon Flounder.'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 8

"Dang!! Wrong hole."

"Richard's not a foodie - he's a boozie."

With Gwen away for the weekend, Dave makes the kids his famous Gummy Worms and Hershey Bars casserole.

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."

'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'

"Yes, I'm vegan and no longer eat the prey animals but it's still a lot of fun to kill them!"

'I'm not an experienced cook so I use the smoke alarm as my timer!'

'Curses on historical perspective.'

"One man's meat is another man's beloved pet."

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