Home Chef Chuckler T-Shirts

'Let's sit in front of the fire.'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

'To cook is to dare!'

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

'What do you mean, I get a reprieve from my wife's cooking? My wife is a cook here at the hospital.'

'I thought it was my turn to cook, but I didn't make anything because I wanted you to take me out to eat.'

Your Dinner is in the Tin

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

'Sorry, dear, but upon advice from my attorney, I decline to give you an opinion on your Creamed Tarragon Flounder.'

Ties and Jackets Required.

"No, Ted, there's no way I'm going to put up with you working at home. You're a demolition man!"

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

"Richard's not a foodie - he's a boozie."

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."

'Curses on historical perspective.'

'I'm not an experienced cook so I use the smoke alarm as my timer!'

"Yes, I'm vegan and no longer eat the prey animals but it's still a lot of fun to kill them!"

"One man's meat is another man's beloved pet."

The Lunch Trough Restaurant

"Changed our mind about the salad, did we?"