Home Buyer Humor Gifts

Looking for a lighthearted gift for a new homeowner? Our collection of creative home buyer humor products combines wit and charm. Perfect for celebrating their fresh start, these items feature funny sayings and clever designs. Whether it's a mug for their morning coffee, a t-shirt they can wear proudly, a cozy pillow, or a stylish print, our selection makes housewarming memorable. Surprise your favorite new homeowner with a gift that tickles their funny bone and makes their house feel more like a home.

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"It's all I could get."

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Catchment Area for Teachers

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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.' mockup

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

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"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?" mockup

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

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'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.' mockup

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

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'Is the fire included?'

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An exaggeration of estate agents

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'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!' mockup

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

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'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.' mockup

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

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"I've downsized."

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'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.' mockup

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

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See the house whose property taxes were raised

See the house whose property taxes were raised mockup

See the house whose property taxes were raised

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"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size." mockup

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

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'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.' mockup

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

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"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay." mockup

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

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"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?" mockup

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

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"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership." mockup

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

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'And this is the sunken living room.' mockup

'And this is the sunken living room.'

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'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.' mockup

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

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'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.' mockup

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

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'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.' mockup

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

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'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?' mockup

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

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Shoe for Rent

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Snail Estate Agents

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"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London."

"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London." mockup

"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London."

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"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!"

"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!" mockup

"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!"

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A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Uncle Sam. mockup

A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Uncle Sam.

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'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.'

'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.' mockup

'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.'

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'This is built on an historic location. It was the first garbage dump in the country.'

'This is built on an historic location. It was the first garbage dump in the country.' mockup

'This is built on an historic location. It was the first garbage dump in the country.'

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Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers. mockup

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

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Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million. mockup

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

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'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?' mockup

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

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'The owners are prepared to accept any reasonable offer.'

'The owners are prepared to accept any reasonable offer.' mockup

'The owners are prepared to accept any reasonable offer.'

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'Another self build...'

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'Well it was here yesterday... the owner might of taken it down for security reasons'

'Well it was here yesterday... the owner might of taken it down for security reasons' mockup

'Well it was here yesterday... the owner might of taken it down for security reasons'

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Home Buyer Humor Gifts Collection

Home Buyer Humor Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for celebrating homebuyers. Find a witty gift that makes mornings more cheerful.

Home Buyer Humor Pillows

Discover amusing pillows that add personality and comfort to any home. Great for housewarming with a humorous twist.

Home Buyer Humor Prints

Browse our stylish prints that combine humor and decor. Perfect for celebrating new homes with a touch of wit.

Home Buyer Humor T-Shirts

Check out our funny t-shirts designed for new homeowners. Give a wearable laugh that celebrates their exciting milestone.