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"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I didn't spark joy."

Likes: $2.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'3-D TV Kit'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

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Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'