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"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I didn't spark joy."

Likes: $2.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'3-D TV Kit'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

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I e-bay t-shirt.

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.