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"Haven't you noticed, Ned, how everyone's films are getting shallower except mine."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Reese Witherspoon

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Jimmy Cagney.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"What are you doing?"

Elton John

Meet Santa's entourage

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Roger McGuinn

Charlotte Rampling

Christopher Nolan caricature

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

Brad Pitt.

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Lord of the Rings IV.

Meryl Streep

Emma Watson

Sylvester Stallone