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"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Cat statues on entrance gate

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Board Game Hunter

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Posh Easter Egg

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

King Madras

Doulton Canada Geese

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Pea green

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.