Holiday Well-wishers Gifts

Beggars on the street.

Priest

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Watchdog on Holiday

Reindeer

Tipping Pain Chart

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

'We'd like somewhere with sand, sun, beaches and skiing.'

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

Tree piercings.

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.

Clara and the Nutcracker

"Northern pole all-nighter

Pursuasion - Cats Shopping in the Snow

"Hold on fellas! It looks they're in need of my expertise."

"If this toy was made by Santa's elves at the North Pole, how come it says 'Made in China'."

A touch of Christmas Spice...

"I'm filled with the holiday spirit. Single malt scotch."

Static Caravan

'I just love Christmas!'