Holiday Well-wisher Gifts

Priest

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Reindeer

Holiday Aerobics.

Tipping Pain Chart

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Snowman Tattoo

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

Wishing Well

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

Greetings!

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

Beggars on the street.

He's come up with some GREAT ideas on how to improve our global delivery schedules.

Have a cool yule!

"I'd like something for Christmas, too...a new job!"

'Since when is good will towards men a crime?'

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

Well, you did put it on your Christmas list!

"We'll be well into January before that post-holiday smile fades."

Wine Well

"I expect you're wondering why I'm not wearing any trousers."