Holiday Tradition Upholders Pillows

Cookies and Sanitizer for Santa

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Christmas on Other Planets.

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Peace on Earth

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Theatrical Christmas.

The night of the return

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

What do you wish for next year?

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

Nutcracker

Are we nearly there yet?

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

"He's my relative from Hawaii."

"Oh, yes, I've been good...relatively speaking!"

CIVICS 101

"I'm only gone one night a year and you still watched our show without me?"

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."

'Since when is good will towards men a crime?'