Holiday Sweethearts T-Shirts

Christmas Hook Up

The Scanner Of Love.

Filming Christmas

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

How to read the dress code?

'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

Heart-shaped guitar

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"Chateau Mouton Rothschild '76"? Don't you have anything new and improved?

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

Pucker up!

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

These single cruises are great - how else would we have met?

"Well, at least he accomplished something during the lockdown."

The Holiday Party Invitation.

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

Party Supply Store/Clean Up Supply Store

"May I air-quote you?"

Everybody is having a great time! I'm more than just the party host --- I'm the master of my fete!

"I spilled my drink."