Holiday Sweethearts T-Shirts

Christmas Hook Up

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Filming Christmas

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

How to read the dress code?

'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

Heart-shaped guitar

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Pucker up!

"I spilled my drink."

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

"Well, at least he accomplished something during the lockdown."

These single cruises are great - how else would we have met?

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

The Holiday Party Invitation.

Party Supply Store/Clean Up Supply Store

"May I air-quote you?"

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'