Holiday Romancer T-Shirts

'A little bit naughty is ok.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Rude Snowpeople

Filming Christmas

How to fight a vampire snowman

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

'And that,and that,and that...'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

Sand Snowmen

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Yipeee!"

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

O Christmas Tea

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

"Maybe this year..."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."