Holiday Romancer Pillows

'A little bit naughty is ok.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Rude Snowpeople

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Filming Christmas

How to fight a vampire snowman

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

"Yipeee!"

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Sand Snowmen

O Christmas Tea

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Maybe this year..."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.