Holiday Romance Pillows

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'

Christmas Traffic Stop

"Hold it, there's someone on my other island!"

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

"We met on vacation."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Filming Christmas

Rude Snowpeople

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

O Christmas Tea

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Chivalrous Snowman

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Maybe this year..."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.