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Clash Of The Titans

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Two lovers matched by their love of food

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

I am married

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

Cricket Lovers

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

Victorian Garden Romance

"Greetings! We come in peace and seek only a meaningful relationship."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

"Thank you for the lovely dinner, Perry. Would you like to come in for a stool softener?"

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'

"Mom, Dad – this is Gloria."

Christmas Hook Up

Stan Crocker

Tosca in prison

Illustration for 'Wives and Daughters', scene 1.

"Forty-eight years, Sarah, and I still go gaga when I look at you. I must be nuts."

'I finally found Mr Right!'

'It's more of a draw for the kids than the old gingerbread house.'