Holiday Survival Expert Pillows

Gift your holiday survival expert a cozy pillow with humorous slogans or festive designs. It's a charming way to add comfort and a laugh to their holiday decor.

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The Holidays

from $19.00

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

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'I hate all holidays!'

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Filming Christmas

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“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.” mockup

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

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Santa's wash day.

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'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.' mockup

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

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"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off." mockup

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

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'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.' mockup

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

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Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain. mockup

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

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"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception." mockup

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

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'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.' mockup

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

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Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'. mockup

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

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'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,' mockup

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

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The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition mockup

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

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'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!' mockup

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

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"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops." mockup

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

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Christmas escape plan

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'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!' mockup

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

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"We'd like to go somewhere that qualifies as a tax deduction."

"We'd like to go somewhere that qualifies as a tax deduction." mockup

"We'd like to go somewhere that qualifies as a tax deduction."

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'Holiday insanity helpline.'

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"Every holiday I disable his Internet. It keeps his mind off us."

"Every holiday I disable his Internet. It keeps his mind off us." mockup

"Every holiday I disable his Internet. It keeps his mind off us."

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"I hope I can make this work, with Thanksgiving just around the corner."

"I hope I can make this work, with Thanksgiving just around the corner." mockup

"I hope I can make this work, with Thanksgiving just around the corner."

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"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe." mockup

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

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Elf-Help Group

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Nerve-racking Chanukah moments

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'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?' mockup

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

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'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?' mockup

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

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'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.' mockup

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

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'It's not a stable, it's a pop-up hotel'

'It's not a stable, it's a pop-up hotel' mockup

'It's not a stable, it's a pop-up hotel'

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'Have I told you about my experience in Korea?'

'Have I told you about my experience in Korea?' mockup

'Have I told you about my experience in Korea?'

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"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?" mockup

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

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Holiday Survival Expert Pillows Collection

Holiday Survival Expert Mugs

Discover a variety of mugs featuring holiday survival humor—perfect for your expert to enjoy their coffee with a smile.

Holiday Survival Expert Prints

Find witty holiday survival prints that make fantastic gifts or festive decorations for anyone managing the season’s chaos.

Holiday Survival Expert T-Shirts

Check out our collection of t-shirts with fun holiday survival quotes—ideal for keeping spirits high during the busy season.