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"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Not again!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

Christmas tree wishing to hang tree cutter

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

Cat plays the cello

He's come up with some GREAT ideas on how to improve our global delivery schedules.

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

Well, you did put it on your Christmas list!

"I expect you're wondering why I'm not wearing any trousers."

"We'll be well into January before that post-holiday smile fades."

'Since when is good will towards men a crime?'