Holiday Spirit Comrade Pillows

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

Elfie Stick

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Santa called but you were out!

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Tipping Pain Chart

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

O Christmas Tea

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Street Carolers

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Maybe this year..."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Elf of the Month

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

Gluten-free Santa

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"