Holiday Spirit Comrade Pillows

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

Elfie Stick

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Santa called but you were out!

Tipping Pain Chart

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Street Carolers

O Christmas Tea

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Happy St Pancakes Day

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Elf of the Month

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Maybe this year..."

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"