Holiday Spirit Carrier Gifts

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Ice Skater

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Just one more choccy...

O Christmas Tea

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Merry Kissmas

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Maybe this year..."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

Four Stages of Christmas.