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The worlds Longest Rendition of 'Joy To The World'.

Santa Claus's Mail

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Elfis"

"I noticed a few browns."

Street Carolers

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"I won't be needing you this year."

'Want to come to the Thanksgiving play, Grandma? I have a real meaty part.'

"Not a good sign. It's a box of pop-up thermometers."

Christmas choir

"We're terribly excited - Macaulay Culkin is reading Susannah's novel."

Santa Playing the Piano

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

SANTAS OF THE UPPER WEST SIDE

Trepak from Nutcracker

Cat on the Harp

Christmas songs

'Finally lashed out and bought yourself a Stetch & Grow Smorgasborder for the holidays eh?'

Santa Claus wanted poster.

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

'It's a girl.'

"I've told you a thousand times, Rose; during Christmas, don't get into religious arguments with the goyim!"

"It's the most wonderful time of the year."

You can lick my peppermint stick!