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'The new hired hand said since it's Earth Day, he's going to give the earth a break and not plow today.'

'Finally lashed out and bought yourself a Stetch & Grow Smorgasborder for the holidays eh?'

"Can you go out and gather all the gifts you bought online? I'd like to use the front door."

Santa Claus's Mail

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Home depot."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Happy Turkey Day!

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Horn of Leftovers

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"