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"Elfis"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Santa Claus's Mail

Christmas Tree

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Home depot."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Happy Turkey Day!

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Horn of Leftovers

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

'Will you be my Valentine?'