Holiday Song Aficionado Gifts

The worlds Longest Rendition of 'Joy To The World'.

Santa Claus's Mail

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Elfis"

"I noticed a few browns."

Street Carolers

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

Christmas Dwarves

"Do you hear what I hear?"

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

A Starry Night.

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

Christmas choir

'Want to come to the Thanksgiving play, Grandma? I have a real meaty part.'

"We're terribly excited - Macaulay Culkin is reading Susannah's novel."

"Not a good sign. It's a box of pop-up thermometers."

"I won't be needing you this year."

'Hey, don't blame me, blame PETA!'

Santa Playing the Piano

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

Christmas songs

SANTAS OF THE UPPER WEST SIDE

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

Trepak from Nutcracker

Santa held a drawing and the winning reindeer picked the music playlist they'll listen to on the Christmas Eve trip. Dancer's list would have been all disco music, and Cupid would have chosen love songs. The winner decided to go with one song on an endless loop. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Happy holidays! Merry Christmas!

Cat on the Harp

'Finally lashed out and bought yourself a Stetch & Grow Smorgasborder for the holidays eh?'

Santa Claus wanted poster.

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

'It's a girl.'

'Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now Prancer and Vixen! On Comet! On Cupid...CUPID?!'

"It's the most wonderful time of the year."

You can lick my peppermint stick!