Holiday Shoe Lover T-Shirts

Twas the night before Christmas

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

A women in a shoeshop.

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The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

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'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

No Swimming Allowed

We stock ALL sizes...

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

Consenting Adults.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

The girl with the sensible shoes.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'