Holiday Shoe Lover T-Shirts

Twas the night before Christmas

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

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A women in a shoeshop.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

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'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Consenting Adults.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

We stock ALL sizes...

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

No Swimming Allowed

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'