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Santa Claus's Mail

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"I noticed a few browns."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

Repletion.

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

Giant Headless Horseman

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Holiday Overkill.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

A Starry Night.

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

Moses after forty years in the desserts...

'Want to come to the Thanksgiving play, Grandma? I have a real meaty part.'

"Not a good sign. It's a box of pop-up thermometers."

The Headless Horseman

"I won't be needing you this year."

What do you wish for next year?

"We're terribly excited - Macaulay Culkin is reading Susannah's novel."

'Hey, don't blame me, blame PETA!'

Mackerel on 34th Street