Holiday Pudding Admirer Pillows

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Santa Claus's Mail

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"I noticed a few browns."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

Giant Headless Horseman

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

Repletion.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Holiday Overkill.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"I won't be needing you this year."

"Not a good sign. It's a box of pop-up thermometers."

The Headless Horseman

'Want to come to the Thanksgiving play, Grandma? I have a real meaty part.'

"We're terribly excited - Macaulay Culkin is reading Susannah's novel."

What do you wish for next year?

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?

Cat on the Harp