Holiday Lighting Enthusiast Pillows

"Unfortunately we can't afford to switch them on this year."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Tedious Romantic.

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Clearing Away Christmas

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

'I see you've heard the news.'

Physicist's Christmas tree

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

"I only wear the medals around the holidays."

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."

'Mommie! You never told me that Uncle Ralph was Santa!'

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

"Bottom line - is our new lighting doing anything?"

"Don't make me change the color temperature from soft white to harsh cool, 'cause things will get ugly."

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"You've got a beautiful set-up. Too bad you didn't leave room for the bride and groom."

"It was the worst supervision I've ever had!"

I'd like a refund please. Christmas cost me an arm and a leg this year!

Hairy Christmas