"Unfortunately we can't afford to switch them on this year."
Holiday Lighting Enthusiast Mugs
Brighten their mornings with a mug that captures their festive lighting passion. Perfect for cozy coffee or tea, these witty mugs will keep the holiday cheer glowing every day.
'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'
Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.
"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."
Tedious Romantic.
"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"
'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'
"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"
"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"
"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"
Clearing Away Christmas
'What are you doing here? It's only November.'
'I see you've heard the news.'
Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches
Physicist's Christmas tree
"Your intel on naughty and nice - NSA?"
"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"
Hoping to boost holiday shopping, many retailers have installed vacuum doorways.
"I only wear the medals around the holidays."
Our next story is about an lawyer who goes around suing restaurants for improper lighting. Ah, an "ambiance chaser"!
"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."
"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"
'Mommie! You never told me that Uncle Ralph was Santa!'
'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'
"Do you smell what I smell?
'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'
"Bottom line - is our new lighting doing anything?"
"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."
"Don't make me change the color temperature from soft white to harsh cool, 'cause things will get ugly."
Candle Powered Lightbulb
Three Kings - Buy one get one free!
Hairy Christmas
"You've got a beautiful set-up. Too bad you didn't leave room for the bride and groom."
"It was the worst supervision I've ever had!"
I'd like a refund please. Christmas cost me an arm and a leg this year!
Holiday Lighting Enthusiast Mugs Collection
Holiday Lighting Enthusiast Pillows
Find cozy pillows that brighten their space and show off their holiday lighting passion with charming, humorous designs.
Holiday Lighting Enthusiast Prints
Decorate their home with vibrant prints inspired by holiday lighting—an artistic way to keep the festive spirit shining brightly year-round.
Holiday Lighting Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate their love of holiday lights—fun, festive, and sure to add sparkle to any decorating day.