Christmas Light Enthusiast Mugs

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Panettone

"I don't believe in you!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

Zoom Christmas

"Elfis"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'He's got your nose.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Filming Christmas

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Tedious Romantic.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"I noticed a few browns."

Meet Santa's entourage

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'