Festive Lighting Enthusiasts Pillows

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Yo ho ho!

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Elf of the Month

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

Poinsettia

December Fest

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Joey really wanted a Christmas Tree this year...

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

Christmas fairy.

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

'So if neither of us exists, then technically, this never happened.'

"That was fun. Let's do it all again in three weeks."

The holidays start earlier every year