Festive Light Lover Pillows

Christmas Lights

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Yo ho ho!

Snowman

Cake

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Elf of the Month

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Christmas Dwarves

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.