Festive Light Lover Pillows

Christmas Lights

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Yo ho ho!

Cake

Snowman

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Elf of the Month

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"