Holiday Get-togethers Pillows

A child interrupting family prayers

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Christmas Tree

Night of the Latkes

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Labor Day Flowers

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Party time.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"I think it stopped breathing."

Paul goes home for the holidays

Panettone

Christmas Pets

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Thesaurus Company

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Zoom Christmas

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!