Holiday Diplomat T-Shirts

BipartiSanta.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

The Baby Walker

Tourists

Easter Island legs

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Meet the scribe"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I need to see your budget proposal."

Club Antisocial

Inclusive speech

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.