Holiday Cheermeister Pillows

'Everyone loves Christmas...except the turkey!'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Reindeer

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Snowman Football Fan.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Doc I just don't believe in myself anymore.'

Christmas Dwarves

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

North Pole.

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

Father Christmas.

Naughty and Nice Queue of kids for Santa.

About Santa 2017.

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

Noel Fever

"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Superman charades

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

'The Christ Child'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Prosecco and Pudding

Driving home for Christmas.

Thanks And Giving.