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J.D.Salinger epitaph.

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Ta Da!...

Christmas on Other Planets.

It's an abbreviated guide to the Grand Canyon. "Cliff Notes"!

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Football supporters.

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Baroque Bach Mountain

"I wish I could hug you."

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

Football Stadium

"Oh my goodness! You've got walruses."

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Supermarket Newscaster

"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."

I can't stand it --- They're just so cute at that stage!

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

"Didn't expect us to be drunk and stupid, did you?"

'Norm! There is something on TV I want you to see.'

"You can't bully me."

Artist Satying in the Country

"Someone slipped a stool softener in my drink!"

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

"And you can quote me on that."

Boris Hulk

"Please confine your testimony to "Yes" or "No" answers and skip the "Nevermore" stuff, OK?"

Child From Another Planet.

There's always one.

"Whataya say we stop off for a baked Alaska and a Manhattan?"

"He's one of my favourites. You feed him milk and cookies and he gives you a present."

An alien bachelor party,

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'