Hockey Stick Fanatics Pillows

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

Playing Fetch.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Hockey Season.

The Hockey World

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

The Leafs win the Cup!

Canine conundrum.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

The Real March of the Penguins.

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Kane and Abe L.

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'