Stick-chasing Enthusiast Pillows

"O.K., just one more and then I've got to get on with my life."

Playing Fetch.

"I finally caught you... now what?"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Teflon - a history

"You don't need English on every shot."

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

I have no problem chasing a stick. I mean, as long as it's for a good cause.

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

You dropped something.

"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

"Get Help!"

'Okay Bob, but this is the last time. . . Honestly, if that stick is so important to you, you're going to have to learn to take better care of it.'

Rusty was a very smart dog.

'Come on Ted, you've been doing this class for 3 years now, it's time you progressed beyond the 'stick' movement...!'

"It's not the stick. It's the chase."

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the d*mn stick."

Dog wants to be walked.

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'