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"Remember, Baldo, be true to yourself..."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Santa Claus's Mail

That one has all the batteries!

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Slinky Cow World

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"...it's another metal detector."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Only in the newspapers.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Woman looks at menacing cuddly toys in shop window. Sign says: 'New for Xmas: Huggable Hoodies.'

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

"I know Santa won't come 'til I'm in bed, Mom, but it's only December twentieth."